>Bored

>I started my oatmeal diet for two days and to tell you the truth it’s not fun BUT I will stay in this diet. I will try to add fruits or fish.

Tomorrow we will be visiting Los Banos to be with my family. I also miss LB and I hope that we will have a great time!!

I am also so bored and I want to be in a different place to keep me focus and alive. LOL

>Oatmeal Diet

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I will start my oatmeal diet tomorrow and I will take this one seriously. I read a lot of good reviews about it. Some lost 2 – 5 lbs. a week and I wanted to try it. I will take oatmeal twice a day and I will only take 1 rice meal a day. I hope I will get good results too. I need to lose 30 lbs.

About my no-meat diet I am quite successful to it because my tummy now is not as hard as before and I also lose in my tummy area but still it’s not enough.

I will keep you all updated!!

Wish me luck!!

>Saturday Out

>Yesterday we went to Eastwood to meet friends but sad to say friends didn’t make it. So we just spent time together.

I had my double choco frappe and pasta in Coffee Bean. Oh yes my fave coffee shop is Coffee Bean and not Starbucks. My husband and brother went to TimeZone while Gareth and I was in coffee bean. Then we had our dinner in Dencio’s and my fave food in Dencio’s are krispy pata, bulalo, sisig and laing.

Went to tiangge and purchased a cover ups. I like the color and the sales lady is friendly. We went home through a Cab and the driver is also a bisaya. So ayon nakipagkwentuhan pa ako.

Today, we never go out. We have works to do.

I also would like to share this picture. This was taken by my husband while I am sleeping and Gareth is trying to wake me up.

so there… until next post!!

>Resumes Horror

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None of this is made up. People really did put this stupid crazy shit on their resumes or job applications.

1. I am very detail-oreinted.

2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.

3. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!

4. Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.

5. It’s best for employers that I not work with people.

6. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

7. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.

8. If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.

9. My fortune cookie said, “Your next interview will result in a job.” And I like your company in particular.

10. I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.

11. Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity.

12. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.

13. Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.

14. Graduated in the top 66% of my class.

15. Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.

16. Previous experience: Self-employed-a fiasco.

17. Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business.

18. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.

19. I am a rabid typist.

20. I have a bachelorette degree in computers.

21. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.

22. Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.

23. I worked as a Corporate Lesion.

24. Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.

25. Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.

26. Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis.

27. Special skills: Thyping.

28. My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and can sometimes offend.

29. I can play well with others.

30. Personal Goal: To hand-build a classic cottage from the ground up using my father-in-law.

31. Objective: I want a base salary of $50-$60,000 dollars, not including bonus. And some decent benefits. Like a retirement plan, health insurance, personal or sick days.

32. Experience: Provided correct answers to customers’ questions.

33. Education: Graduated from predatory school with honors.

34. Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.

35. I have happily been a “kept man” for the past 10 years.

36. Have extensive experience in turkey manufactures as well as new product development and implementation.

37. I am accustomed to speaking in front of all kinds of audiences. I make points as well as I can.

38. Personal: Five children. Dog: Jasper. Cat: Morris. Gerbil: Binky.

39. While in military, was instrumental in creation of a treat detection system.

40. My compensation package at my last job included a base salary of $64,500 with excellent benefits including flextime. I am looking for a position in which I can work a more flexible schedule.

41. Hire me and you won’t regret it – I am funny, cute, smart and creative… really.

42. Referees available upon request.

43. Previous rank: Senior instigator.

44. I have recently sold my home and I now live in a large RV so I will be able to relocate quickly.

45. Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me.

46. Cover letter: Desire the chance to showcase my delightful personality, intelligence and superior judgment, which are so hard to find these days.

47. Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes.

48. Objective: To obtain a position where I can make a difference, infecting others with my professionalism, enthusiasm and dedication.

49. Strengths: Impersonal skills.

50. Special interests: I like any projects that are fun.

51. Please explain any breaks in your employment career: 15 minute coffee break while working at a home improvement store.

52. Vocational plans: Sea World.

Source

>Curvy Fashion Ideas

>I am not feeling well the whole day but I need to work. I have colds and I hate it because sometimes it will lead to asthma attack so as early as now I need to take care of myself well by taking medications but I hate medicines so I just take more water and rest as possible.

Anyway, if you are curvy like me here are some fashion ideas that you may like.

You can check more ideas Here!!

>Trying Veggies

>I’m not really a veggies eater. I only eat the common veggies but since yesterday I ate carrots and asparagus. I ate it raw. I just mix it with vinegar and salt. So now I start loving veggies.

Anyway, I am also checking new laptop bag from eBay and still I can’t find a perfect piece for me yet.

I also tried sending text messages to different White Beach Resorts in Puerto Galera to make reservations but until now I didn’t receive any replys. 🙁

I hope they will respond so that I can start planning. It’s a summer vacation of the whole family. It’s my gift for my Mom, sister, brother and husband because they will be celebrating their birthday this summer. Isang handa na lang.

>Update

>- Yesterday we went out to bought some computer parts but still it’s not fix.
– We let Gareth stayed in the playroom and he was enjoying it.
– I had my coffee and pasta in Coffee Bean. My fave coffee shop.
– We had our sushi at Sushiya. Yum yum!

Next Saturday is our next sched to go out to meet friends.

>Yay!!

>I don’t really register in different social networking sites unless my client wanted to be part of the social networking site. I usually participate in social bookmarking or networking site for work related only and I don’t place my personal info. But today I am convince to register in Plurk. here is my account… actually it’s fun!! add me too… http://www.plurk.com/bubblytwinkles

>Interior Design

>Today I am thinking of getting house interior design because next year we will be transferring to our new home. I browse online of the designs I wanted in our home.

Here are the designs I wanted…

Again.. libre ang mangarap LOL

Masters Bedroom


Gareth room. Maybe I will change the wall paper.

Kitchen – I like the colors and the modern design. I want this design in a smaller type of kitchen because our Kitchen-to-be is quite small.

Minimalist Living Room



I want to place a rainshower in the bathroom and just keep everything simple.